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If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person:
My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person:
Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person:
I like both!
Pansexual Person:
Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person:
I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person:
whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

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miketooch:

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

miketooch:

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

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